Permission to come aboard sir?

[Volunteer]

Reporting for duty sir! I just discovered this ship while sailing through the internet seas. It looks like a fine ship sir and I'll do my part to keep her sails trimmed.

[7eat51]

Welcome aboard from central Illinois. You will find the captain and crew here to be wonderful people.

[Gunner]

Let me try this again on the right thread.

Welcome from Arizona, Vol.
What is Vol short for?

[Volunteer]

Just me. That's my name. Named after my great uncle, who was named after my great-great grandfather. I wanted to name my kids Vol. I and Vol. II, but my wife had other ideas. I chose Volunteer because I end up getting volunteered a lot at work and at home. Any time someone is thinking they need a volunteer, they realize they've already said my name.

[7eat51]

Vol. I and Vol. II - wonderful.

Just me. That's my name. Named after my great uncle, who was named after my great-great grandfather. I wanted to name my kids Vol. I and Vol. II, but my wife had other ideas. I chose Volunteer because I end up getting volunteered a lot at work and at home. Any time someone is thinking they need a volunteer, they realize they've already said my name.

[Comte de Brueys]

Bonjour Volunteer.

Welcome on board.

[Gunner]

Just me. That's my name. Named after my great uncle, who was named after my great-great grandfather. I wanted to name my kids Vol. I and Vol. II, but my wife had other ideas. I chose Volunteer because I end up getting volunteered a lot at work and at home. Any time someone is thinking they need a volunteer, they realize they've already said my name.

Ha, ha, ha. Great story Vol.

[Cmmdre]

Welcome aboard.