This weekend, I attended an amateur-level endurance auto racing event.

In the course of the event, one of the corner workers suffered a Major Heart Attack -- "Major" here meaning "at one point, he was officially a Corpse".

At last report, the victim is alive, and recovering (slowly).

*BUT*....

When event officials called the phone number he'd written for his emergency contact, GUESS WHOSE CELL PHONE RANG?

Now, I don't think I need to explain further exactly why putting one's own cell-phone number down as an "emergency contact" is a Bad Idea, so I'll just say: Do Not Do This.

Here endeth the lesson.