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    Default Humor of the Sea

    I have a couple of jokes to share and I know a bunch of you have more. Share!

    To start us off...

    This is the actual transcript of a radio conversation between a British Navy ship and the Irish Coastguard, off the coast of Kerry:

    Irish. Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south, to avoid collision

    British. Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north, to avoid collision

    Irish. Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south ' to avoid collision.

    British. This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    Irish. Negative. I say again, you will have to divert YOUR course

    British. THIS IS THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY 3 DESTROYERS, 3 CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT SHIPS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS FLOTILLA.

    Irish. THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE ....... YOUR CALL!


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    Last edited by Cpt Kangaroo; 12-20-2014 at 22:22.

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