A Chuckle for the real sailors.
Here is one I felt may amuse you in these dreary days of lock in.
A Coarse Sailor's Beaufort Scale.
From the book ”The Art of Coarse Sailing” by Michael Green.
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Seaman's
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For Coarse use, based on observations made at Potter Heigham and Bosham |
For use on land, based on observations made at land stations |
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Boat moves sideways with tide |
Cigarette smoke gets in eyes |
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Coarse yachtsmen hoist sail, then wind instantly drops |
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Tea-towels blow off rigging |
Public houses close one window |
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Coarse boats careen. Difficult to make tea underway |
Public houses close two windows |
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Coarse sailors get book on sailing from cabin and turn up a bit on reefing |
Customers in public-house gardens go inside bar |
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Coarse sailors try to double reef
and go aground |
Elderly customers have difficulty in leaving public house |
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Moderate
gale
(high wind) |
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Coarse sailors rescued by launch |
Public-house door cannot be opened against the wind |
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Coarse sailors in public house :drinks:
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Public-house sign blows down |
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Coarse sailors struck by falling sign |
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N.B. - Although the Beaufort Scale goes up to Force 12 it is felt unlikely that anything over Force 9 would interest Coarse sailors except on a television programme. |
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