Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
Q: Why are manatees so wrinkled?
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A: Did you ever try to iron one?
Q: Where do little fishes go in the morning?
A: To plaice school.
A story from a New Zealander.
True penguin story. A friend of mine here in New Zealand had little blue penguins nesting under his house. They make a terrible braying noise at night like donkeys, and my friend was getting fed up with the disruption. “What should I do?” he asked, not wanting to hurt them. “Take them to the zoo” I suggested.
I caught up with him later in the day – and to my surprise he still had the penguins in a cardbord box. “I thought you were taking them to the zoo” I said. “Yes” he said. “We’ve been to the zoo, and now they want to go to the movies”.
OK, I lied.
Q: What do you call the mushy stuff stuck between a great white's shark teeth?
A: Slow swimmers.
Q: If the earth was flat and a fish swam over the edge, where would it go?
A: Trouter space.
Q: Which legendary singer do beach resorts love to host?
A: Sandie Shaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmyh9mUga-w
Q: What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A: A Slobster
Q: What do you call an ocean full of tacos?
A: Flotilla
A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee.
A book never written: “Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.
"Drowned at sea" by Eileen Dover.
A book never written: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun.
"The Cowes Regatta" by I.N. Solent.
A book never written: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones.
That was a good one, Rob! :thumbsup:
A book never written: 'Torpedo Attack' by U.Bote.
A book never written: 'Depth-Charge Attack' by Des Troier.
A book never written: 'Protecting Convoys' by S. Corte-Karryer.
A book never written: 'Famous Aircraft Carriers' by R. Kroyle.