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Q: How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ears pierced?
A: A buck-an-ear!
Q: What do you call a pirate with two arms and two legs?
A: A rookie.
Does that lady have a name, Rob? :)
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Ans: A Puffin.
Q: What children live in the sea?
A: Buoys and Gulls.
I know those birds Dave
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Took this on holiday in Wareham last year.
Rob.
Q: What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A: Halfway!
Q: What do you call a gull that works online?
A: An eagle! (e-gull)
Q: What did the gull say to the cat when its alarm clock went off?
A: Kittiwake! (kitty wake)